Blog – Crooked Monkey

Here at Crooked Monkey Funny T-shirts we’re doing what we can to prolong summer, but we’re going to need your help. The office right now is fully supporting global warming–every morning we practice our doughnutting around the parking lot, take unnecessary trips to bordering states for hard to get items like toothpaste and non-recycled paper, and blast the AC. These are just some of the steps we are taking to make sure it stays hot year-round. What are you doing to make sure our kids and our kids’ kids enjoy long hot winters?

Steps you can take to make sure our tans stay a little longer:
1)Wear shorts into the winter.
2)Buy a Crooked Monkey funny t-shirt and wear it as long as socially acceptable.
3)Go get a hummer from your friend down the street who bought it last year thinking it was cool to burn gas. Offer him 1/10 what he paid.