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I was at the Pool the other day at my friends apartment complex and it was turning into a beautiful sight. Weather was great, talent was fantastic, and the sun was plentiful. But just as I was laying down to get comfortable this 50 year old lady, with burnt, brown, shriveled up skin walked by me carrying floating devices and other pool accessories. I turned to the girl next to me who lives in the complex and she explained to me that that lady was a staple at the pool and part-time instructor for the morning aerobics class. I was happy to hear that she was active, but I was tempted to grab some SPF 60 and rub it all over her skin. Either that or clothe her with a Crooked Monkey Funny t-shirt
Just a few days before this incident, my ex-gf extolled the virtues of facial cream–I don’t need to go into the jokes I made about providing her with some facial cream. She explained that I should be applying facial moisturizer every morning. But not just any moisturizer, but one that contains SPF 15–even in the winter. In order to keep your face young and wrinkle free, even guys must use moisturizer–or so she says. She was kind enough to purchase me a bottle of it, and even wrote on the bottle “For Men,” because she knew I wouldn’t use it otherwise.
After seeing that lady in the pool, I was convinced.
Today was the first morning of my new life. I’ll keep you posted.
