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This is going to be a new series we’re doing. It’s called “Phrases you can’t find on Google.” There are over 1,000,000,000,000 pages on the internet, with over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 phrases and even more words. I’m amazed that some phrases have just never been discussed on this internet that we have. So to honor those phrases, and to make sure that when someone searches those phrases they have company, we’re doing this series. And by the time we’re done, there wont be anything not on google.
So, I was talking with this girl the other day and she told me she’d give me a BJ if I voted for Obama. I told her she should create a site BJsforObama.com–because she’s not the first girl who’s uber excited about Barack obama. There are lots of panty droppers in the world–nice cars, nice houses, Crooked Monkey Funny t-shirts, and supporting Barak Obama.
To my surprise, BJsforObama.com does not yet exist. But even more amazing, is when you search “Bjs for obama” on google, it yields 0 results.
Well, we’ve changed that. Now when you search BJs for Obama you will find the only website bold enough to talk about the real issues this season. The only website not scared to bring you the real news stories. You heard it here first, ladies and gents. Crooked Monkey Funny t-shirts discusses “Bjs for Obama.”
way weird. I can actually relate to this story as on two seperate occasions before the election I was decidedly on the fence, but was seduced and pressed to vote for Obama. But I ain’t mad at ‘em. Heyyy.
More importantly, Nailin’ paylin is coming out on DVD next week.