Just the other day we issued our first ever Autographed t-shirt. Right above the “Made in Honduras” label is chicken scratch that reads “Micha Weinblatt,” reminiscent of a third graders first attempts at cursive. But we’re not here to judge my pathetically uninspiring signature.
We’re here to celebrate the first in a series of autographed t-shirts. The original recipient of this special bonus was my brother’s girlfriend, Julia Friedman. She is the only person I knew whose excitement and cheeriness warrants such a special first time gift.
But now that we see its success, we are considering autographing 1 out of every 1,000 shirts we ship, for a yearly drawing to tour the Crooked Monkey’s funny t-shirt headquarters, meet the staff, and possibly become the next CEO of Crooked Monkey.
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oh my…
i have copied perfectly that chicken scratch and am already listing on ebay all of my crooked monkey t’s. that’ll get me at least $3 each, right?