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I walked into Subway this morning to grab lunch and saw the $5 footlong sign, and thought nothing of it.

The introduction of the $5 footlong was big for me–I love Subway and I love $5 sandwiches. But when they turned it into a 6 sub promotion, I was somewhat disappointed, but not angry. My sub didn’t make it on the esteemed list of 6. But I was still thankful for the opportunity to enjoy my $5 footlong while it lasted.

So today, as I was about to order my second favorite sub (the one that’s on the $5 footlong promotion) I reread the sign and noticed that it says ALL SUBS $5. Fantastic!! I had a long convo with the subway artist behind the counter and told him to thank Jerry personally for me.

Thanks Subway for making my day a little brighter and less hungry.

(As a side note, I just searched the title of this blog post and it’s not on Google. Add it to the list of phrases you can NOW find on google thanks to the guys at Crooked Monkey Funny t-shirts).

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