Blog – Crooked Monkey

History repeats itself. Just usually its hundreds of years later, not 15 months later.

When Governor Spitzer resigned from office last March because of his lust for Prostitutes, Crooked Monkey produced the “I’m not a governor, i just like hoes t-shirt.” It was a huge hit, but the moment was short-lived.

Well yesterday we were excited to hear that Governor Mark Sanford joined the ranks of Governors who love hoes. I’m not sure who went to greater lengths to secure a Crooked Monkey shoutout–Spitzer for spending tens of thousands of dollars, or Sanford for going A-wall for 5 days–but regardless they both earned it.

Ironically enough, yesterday monring, I decided to wear the Governor shirt, long before news broke of Governor Sanford’s infidelities. After hearing the news, I was beside myself. A modern day prophet? That’s for the history books to decide.

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