This week’s t-shirts comes in from New Jersey, the land of the fist pump and garbage (both kinds). Our Fist Pump Guys T-shirt serves as a comprehensive 3-step tutorial on how to bag J Wow or Snooks at a club. 
Sophie said that I look mean. But I’m not being mean–I’m just being serious about my fist pumping. Its more art than science.
Perhaps my favorite new t-shirt, or second favorite, (I’m not sure anymore), is the Guys Guido List T-shirt and the Girls Guido List V neck.
The shirt lists the necessities of being a good Guido, or Guidette: Tans & Hot Tubs & Fist Pumps & House Music & Blowouts & Hair Gel & Poofs. That’s really all you need. That and maybe a little GTL.
So if you find yourself heading to the Jersey Shore, to a Jersey Shore Party, or if you just want to get dolled up for the club, follow these guidelines and you’ll be fine: Tans, Hot Tubs, Fist Pumps, House Music, Blowouts, Hair Gel, and Poofs.
The girls Tans & Hot Tubs & Fist Pumps & House Music & Blowouts & Hair Gel & Poofs V neck is printed on an American Apparel Unisex V neck. So when you order it, order one size smaller. (If you normally order a Small, order an XS.)
The Guys Tans& Hot Tubs& Fist Pumps& House Music& Blowouts& Hair Gel& Poofs T-shirt is printed on a regular crew neck, so have fun with it. If you’d prefer the V neck, feel free to buy the girls shirt, which is printed on a Unisex V neck. So order your regular size.
Hope that helps!
I overnighted myself the Guys Fist Pump T-shirt and the Tans & Hot Tubs & Fist pumps & house music & Blowouts & Hair Gel & Poofs v neck shirt, because I had to have them. Usually I can wait for our new shirts; but not these.
Here’s why: Last night I attended a fashion event in Washington DC for Luke’s Wings. The event was fantastic and money was raised for a great cause. The location reminded me of our Warehouse Party.
Anyways, I was wearing the Tans&Hot; Tubs& Fist Pumps& House Music& Blowouts& Hair Gel& Poofs V neck shirt. I’ve never been photographed so much before in my life. I felt like Paris Hilton. I empathize with her a little bit now. Paris, if your reading this, me and you, were not so different. Next time you’re in DC, hit me up.
Needless to say, you probably need one of our Guido List t-shirts or The Fist Pump T-shirts.
The state of New Jersey not only produces fist pumpers, it encourages them. By law an individual is not allowed to pump his own gas, so as not to distract the citizen from his god given right to continually pump his fist.
Hence our Jersey Shore We pump fists not gas t-shirt. Its a pretty awesome t-shirt and I’d suggest picking one up before you hit the gas station.
The description of the Jersey Shore We pump fists not gas t-shirt is: “Possibly the greatest thing about New Jersey, is that you can fill up your tank of gas without stopping to beat up that beat.”
The t-shirt is on presale until 1/24. It ships approximately 1/31. Enjoy!
It’s been a long time since we last talked with you, but not without good reason.
We’ve been very busy coming up with the best Guido T-shirts around. We’ve got a whole slew of shirts about the town, The Jersey Shore. We call them Guys Jersey Shore shirts and girls Jersey Shore shirts.
The first one I’d like to introduce is our “Fist Pump T-shirt.” Our Guys Fist pump t-shirt is printed on a crew neck, and our girls Fist Pump shirt is printed on a Vneck. (It’s printed on an American Apparel Unisex v neck, so i’d suggest ordering a size smaller than you usually do.)
The description for the Fist Pump shirt on the product page is that this tee is “A step by step guide on how to woo all the fellas at the club. “
Its on presale until January 24th. We’ll ship it out approximately 1/31.
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