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Posts Tagged ‘guys t-shirts’
License to Kim Jong Il
Wednesday, May 26th, 2010Guys GTL Gym Tanning Laundry T-shirt
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010
When we produce a slogan tee that might be duplicated, we make sure our graphic is the coolest.
There are other t-shirt sites that simply throw catchphrases on a t-shirt and put it up on their site. No thought, no creativity. If you need any examples, google GTL t-shirt and let me know what you find.
We labored for a while over whether or not to do a Guys GTL T-shirt. But when Chachi sent over this concept for the GTL t-shirt, it was no longer a question.
If your into looking fresh to death, your gonna need our Gym Tan Laundry T-shirt to complete your outfit. Remember, you only get two chances at a first impression–at the club and in the hot tub.
Jersey Shore: Pass the Hair Gel t-shirt
Friday, January 15th, 2010
This is the third in our line of Guido t-shirts. Our “Jersey Shore Pass the Hair Gel t-shirt” is only for guys. Sorry ladies.
This t-shirt serves a number of purposes.
A)You can use it as a mirror, to perfect your own blow out.
B)You remind the ladies know how much you love your hair gel.
C)You get to express your love for the town of the Jersey Shore.
The description for the Jersey Shore Pass the Hair Gel shirt is: “How else are you gonna look fresh to death? Oh I know, Gym, tan, and laundry.”
Its on presale until 1/24. We will ship it approximately 1/31. Enjoy! Anyone remember the “My new haircut” video. That was one of our first posts and we still love it.
Crooked Monkey t-shirt sightings on College campuses
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009
The monkey is spreading like the black plague.
My brother told me he saw the original Crooked Monkey butterface t-shirt (no longer sold) at the University of Maryland yesterday.
I just got a text message from Jacob, a law student at Cardozo, who says that he just saw a t-shirt in New York’s Cardozo law school.
The other day we had a sighting on the Upper East Side (pictured above). My web designer said he saw someone walking the opposite way, with a monkey on his back. Can you guess which shirt he’s wearing?
DJ Shnooms song of the week
Tuesday, July 7th, 2009We realize that since Michael Jackson’s passing every single one of our blog posts has been about the King of Pop. So why change a good thing?
This week’s song of the week is a remix of the Jackson 5 “I want you back” song by Ztrip. The video reminds us of how cute, innocent and adorable Michael was before the media ripped into him.
Don’t forget to check out our Guys Michael Jackson V neck T-shirts and Girls Michael Jackson V Neck t-shirts
I heart MJ V neck Guys t-shirt
King of Pop MJ Sunglasses V-Neck Guys t-shirt
Michael Jackson Sunglasses V-neck Guys Shirt
Michael Jackson Silhouette Tribute Guys V neck Shirt
I heart MJ V neck Girls t-shirt
King of Pop MJ Sunglasses V-Neck Girls t-shirt
Michael Jackson Sunglasses V-neck Girls Shirt
Michael Jackson Silhouette Tribute Girls V-neck Shirt
Coke Healthier than Crack T-shirt
Tuesday, May 5th, 2009
We just posted 13 new Guys t-shirts to our site. Some companies like to add 1 shirt every week, but we prefer to add a bunch of shirts at a time–it gives you more to enjoy when you’re at work.
This shirt, Coke, Healthier than Crack t-shirt, is a pretty awesome looking design inspired by the 80′s. The t-shirt embodies Crooked Monkey pretty well–funny t-shirt, awesome graphic. We try to blend the two as best as we can.
Crooked monkey Cares
Friday, December 5th, 2008
For the holiday season, we are doing something good for this world. We’ve linked up with Dosomething.org on a couple of initiatives to help raise money and awareness for their great cause.
First and foremost, 15% of profits from our That’s How I roll guys t-shirt will be donated to DoSomething.org. Seventeen magazine wrote us up in their December Holiday gift buying guide–because they love the shirt and they love our charity work.
Second, since Do Something wants you guys to get active, if you text MONKEY to 30644 you’ll get volunteer opportunities sent to your cell 2 times a month. It’s a great way get involved and stay involved. Go on, do it. Text MONKEY to 30644 to get the volunteer opps and make a difference this holiday season.
Old School Knockout Graphic T-shirt NEW
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
Read my post about our Graphic t-shirts so that you can fully understand why we’re venturing off into these uncharted territories. These shirts are not meant to be funny; there are no hidden jokes; only hidden meanings. Each graphic is its own world of significance and implications. This specific non-slogan shirt captures the intensity and class of an original boxing match. We named it Old School Boxing Match.
Pop Star NEW Funny T-shirt
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
Pop Star. Probably the most subtle shirt we’ve come out with in a while.
Like we said in the description of the shirt: “It takes most people 3 or 4 times until they get this shirt, but once they get it, they realize that you’re not the kind of Pop Star that Michael Jackson was when he was in the Jackson 5, but more like the kind of Pop Star that R Kelly is now.”
So enjoy it and let the world know that you’re mutli-talented. You can sing, dance and Pop Cherries.
Ask me About the After Party NEW Guys Funny T-shirt
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
The After party is the most important part of the night. Pull whatever or whoever you can from the bars and take them to the after party, because thats where the magic happens. If you’re smart enough to wear this t-shirt to the bars, people will slowly gravitate to you as the night draws to a close.
And if for some reason you forgot to wear it to the bar, you can always wear it to the after party, so people can ask you “How’s the after party?”
Get some recognition at the bar. Let them know that you’re three steps ahead–you even know where the pre game for tomorrow night is. Ask me about the after party t-shirt
