Posts Tagged ‘My roommate is gay’

I Recycle Boys New Guys Funny T-shirt

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009


We’ve had the I recycle boys shirt for girls for so long, that we decided to add a guys version as well. This shirt is geared primarily to gay guys who like to advertise their sexual orientation. I think it’s a pretty funny shirt and with a shirt that reads “I recycle boys” your sending a clear message. This shirt goes well with the My Roommate is gay t-shirt

Kissing is my Gay, I mean Day, Job

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

The current state of the economy is effecting everybody. Few people are able to “Make it Rain” these days, but some are taking the hit harder than others.

Earlier today, Wall Street giant Lehman Brothers went into bankruptcy. This historic moment will impact many, many people, and we at Crooked Monkey extend our best wishes to people who are suffering from the current mortgage crisis.

Watch this video to see how two “Roommates” are handling the situation.

Here are some Crooked Monkey funny t-shirts that make suggestions on how to cope with the current market:

Be frugal! Cheapness is a virtue. Don’t Waste My Daytime Minutes
Who needs an income? Facebook is My Day Job… and I love it!
Make Your Voice Heard and vote for the candidate you think is best equipped to handle the economic crisis.
Waiters, Bartenders, Strippers, Moils – all careers that Do it For the Tips – and they make good money!

Entourage is back – in more ways than one.

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008


Entourage is finally back. Feels like the summer all over again; like it never left.

I’m not sure why they waited until the end of the summer to Premiere it, but I’m not so mad. It’s been a real long time since we saw an Entourage episode and it was worth the wait. Last season was a little weak–Vinny Chase got real real annoying, and we didn’t see enough of Ari.

Maybe I’m just a dude, but I’m not that into last season’s Vinny Chase–he was too soft, got everything he wanted, and was too much a momma’s boy. But that’s neither here nor there.

Opening scene for Vinny Chase shows him on a beach in Mexico–hooking up with two gorgeous south american chicks, surrounded by blue water, bungalos, and women as far as the eye could see–refusing to come back to the grind of LA.

Ari Gold’s introduction pans to him walking down his hallway, greeted with condescending insincere modicums of moral support from colleagues and staff members, forcing him to stop in his tracks and warn his staff of their immenent firing. Mid-tirade, he interrupts himself and threatens Lloyd’s life for not answering the phone.

It’s really hard to paint an Ari Gold scene-so much of it is in his tone, volume, and unspoken language. Anyways, I love Ari Gold and am glad he was back in this episode in a big way.

E looks like he’s grown up a bit. Turtle and Drama were on point as always.

What a review. Take that Roger Ebert.

We sent some funny t-shirts to the guys on Entourage. I don’t remember which t-shirts specifically, but I know we sent My roommate is gay, Livin the Dream, I’m not a Gardener I just like Hoes, That’s how I roll, It’s my duty to please your booty, Life comes at you fast, Best Buds, Keep the Ration Strong

I think they could do a whole show on the My roommate is gay t-shirt. Turtle wears it out to a bar. Drama shows up. I’m not sure where it goes from there, but I’m taking suggestions.

Thank god Entourage is back.