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More pictures of The Golden T-shirt

Monday, December 8th, 2008


Former intern, Russell, made some alterations to the previous picture. I was supposed to look like Willie Wonka, but he turned me into an Ooompa Loompa. I’ll take what I can get.

Special Edition Autographed T-shirt

Monday, December 8th, 2008

Just the other day we issued our first ever Autographed t-shirt. Right above the “Made in Honduras” label is chicken scratch that reads “Micha Weinblatt,” reminiscent of a third graders first attempts at cursive. But we’re not here to judge my pathetically uninspiring signature.

We’re here to celebrate the first in a series of autographed t-shirts. The original recipient of this special bonus was my brother’s girlfriend, Julia Friedman. She is the only person I knew whose excitement and cheeriness warrants such a special first time gift.

But now that we see its success, we are considering autographing 1 out of every 1,000 shirts we ship, for a yearly drawing to tour the Crooked Monkey’s funny t-shirt headquarters, meet the staff, and possibly become the next CEO of Crooked Monkey.