Blog – Crooked Monkey

We are going to revisit our favorite shirt of the week, “And then Buffy Staked Edward The End Tee shirt” for a number of reasons.

A)We’re so glad that the Buffy Staked Edward T-shirt is rising to the top of people’s wish lists for the holiday gift giving season.

B)We’re also proud that this t-shirt has risen to the top of Google, so when people search for “Buffy Staked Edward The End” they’re going to find the best Buffy shirt out there (ours).

Google has a funny way with its rankings. They have a very complicated algorithm which favors company who manipulate the system–and even pay firms to do it for them–to get their stuff at the top of the page.

Well I’m proposing a new system. Cool stuff should rise to the top, stuff that sucks should drop to the bottom. How do you figure what’s cool or not? Websites that have dancing monkeys on their homepage are obviously cool. Websites that lack creativity, obviously suck.

If you’ve got other thoughts on how Google should do their rankings, let us know. In the meantime, pick up our Buffy T-shirt and if that doesn’t satiate your distaste of vampires, try our Vampires Suck girls t-shirt